A t-shirt about Wreckoholics,i.e. someone who gets behind the wheel of a car (or anything) & wrecks whatever they drive.
Wreckoholics talk about rental car abuse on race tracks, frozen lakes & particularly in forests for rally fun.
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MAX MUMBLES says: “Hello. My name is Max Mumbles & I am Wreckoholic. Enjoy the fun”