A tee featuring the humble WINGNUT.
A piece of metal that can be used to anchor bits of wood or other material.
Also, a person who is severely crazy & disoriented with jumbled rambling speech, but good fun to be around.
For example, a chemistry teacher is supposed to be teaching about polymers, but instead is talking to the fire extinguisher & telling it to read 'Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy’ for tomorrow's class.
MAX MUMBLES says: “A WINGNUT is an outspoken, irrational person with deep-seated conservative views, go for a pint with him or her”