A drunk teenager wrecked his dad's Porsche.
He turned the key in the ignition of the Porsche to switch on the sound system. His foot was resting on the accelerator, the car accidentally started & the ensuing roar caused him to panic & clasp the gearbox knob, thus selecting first gear.
The Porsche accelerated through the garage door & down the driveway.
He collapsed a short distance from the abandoned vehicle & suffered a broken nose & facial bruising.
MAX MUMBLES says; "I know who'd be collapsed if my Porsche got jacked."